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WhatsApp status sayings: 77 funny sayings for every occasion

"Hey there! I am using WhatsApp." Have you read this status saying a thousand times and want to stand out from the crowd? Then we have some suggestions for you here: the 77 best WhatsApp status quotes for every occasion.

If you contribute a large part of the more than 30 billion WhatsApp messages per day, then you probably spend quite a lot of time with Messenger. Of course, your friends should also be part of what is on your mind or on your mind. You can change your status as often as you like. This is very easy in the WhatsApp settings: Under "Status" you can choose from various standard texts or specify something individual. Are you missing the ideas? We have put together some status quotes on different occasions.

1. Funny things for WhatsApp

Of course, you can also get suggestions from your contact list. Often you will discover one or the other pearl. Why not just turn around the original text and make yourself a WhatsApp victim? Here are a few more ideas for status quotes that could make other WhatsApp users smile:

  • "Hey there! WhatsApp is using me."
  • "Status cannot be empty."
  • "This contact has blocked you."
  • "Home is where your WLAN is."
  • "I don't read manuals, I just push the buttons until it works."
  • "My shin helps me find furniture in the dark."
  • "I could spontaneously leave the country with my handbag."
  • "I came, saw, and forgot what I was up to."
  • "I am probably always so tired because I have so many talents dormant."
  • "My teachers have no idea, they keep asking me."
  • "There is no animal for which one does as much as for the cat."
  • "Sleep with the window open today. 333 mosquitoes like that."
  • "When did 'Sex, Drugs & Rock'n'Roll' actually become 'Lactose Intolerance, Veganism & Helene Fischer'?"

2. Sayings for the self-confident

Is the whole world annoying you again or a very specific person? Then show it with a suitable status slogan on WhatsApp:

  • "Can someone please give me a hand?"
  • "I know more than you can ever forget."
  • "Level only looks like arrogance from below."
  • "I think I have tinnitus in my eyes. I only see whistles."
  • "I put commas where they look good."
  • "I don't know what's going on! I'm normal, but the others are weird."
  • "We are young - that justifies everything!"
  • "I have no quirks! These are special effects."
  • "It's hard to be a diamond in a world full of cloisters."
  • "Roll up the carpet again - I'm not coming."
  • "Better to go out conceited than to go out educated."
  • "Vanity is the art of being proud of your own stupidity."

3. Status sayings for lovers

Your heart is beating up to your neck and you want to scream your happiness out into the world? Then it is high time for one of the following status quotes:

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Those who are in love often want to share their happiness with the whole world. Image: © TURN ON 2015
  • "What you love, let go. If it comes back, it's yours - forever."
  • "Come on, live in my heart. You don't have to pay rent either."
  • "I'm just waiting for you."
  • "A message from you. A smile from me!"
  • "New address: Cloud No. 7!"
  • "You are somebody to the world. But you are the world to somebody."
  • "Happiness is the only thing that doubles when you share it."
  • "But the most beautiful thing here on earth is to love and to be loved."

4. Status sayings for singles

Unfortunately, life doesn't always play out the way you imagined it through rose-colored glasses. If love has broken or you are looking for new happiness, then one of these sayings could fit:

  • "Bullied by Amor..."
  • "Not everyone can get me! I'm etepeteterosexual."
  • "My relationship is like a Porsche - I don't have a Porsche."
  • "My heart is temporarily closed for renovation."
  • "To be placed in good hands."
  • "Relationship status: I'm lying diagonally in bed."
  • "Some go out to party at night, others have wild sex at night. And I charge my cell phone at night."
  • "... and so I ended up with a spoon in front of the Nutella jar."

5. Profound sayings

Admittedly, those who update their WhatsApp status the most are probably not among the oldest on earth. But even at a young age you can already have a lot of life experience. Show it with one of these sayings:

  • "The most important person in your life is the one who comes to mind when you read this sentence."
  • "Now is the good old days that we would like to see back in ten years."
  • "I wish it was yesterday and I had the mind of today."
  • "The hand full of aces, but life plays chess."
  • "Some people buy things they don't need with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like."
  • "Enjoy the moment before it becomes a memory."
  • "Tame birds dream of freedom, wild flies."
  • "If you let go, you have both hands free."
  • "Maybe sometimes we should just do what makes us happy and not what might be best."
  • "Give everyone a second chance, because at some point you will need it yourself."

6. Sayings for best friends

Being able to laugh together and cry together is what characterizes a good friendship. If you have someone like that, consider yourself lucky - and of course share it on WhatsApp:

  • "I like you! You have as much of a clap as I do."
  • "A friend is one who likes you even though he knows you."
  • "Friends are God's excuse for relatives."
  • "Whoever stands in front of you is really behind you."
  • "I will not fight for my friends. I will win for them!"
  • "You don't need to look for friends. They'll find each other."
  • "A friend shows you your mistakes and still likes you."
  • "This is a voucher for a friendship. Redeemable: immediately! Valid: forever and ever!"

7. Nasty status sayings for WhatsApp

Unfortunately, some friendships don't last forever. Has a supposed friend terminated your friendship or you are generally not very good at talking to other people? A suitable status message on WhatsApp could warn your contacts in advance:

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Be careful not to get too nasty - you better look at it with a wink. Image: © TURN ON 2015
  • "Head up! Otherwise the crown will fall down."
  • "Bitch, you call yourself a princess? Then kneel down, here comes the queen."
  • "My life is like a party and you are not invited."
  • "It should rain red roses for you. With vases!"
  • "I should say hello from the level. You don't see each other that often."
  • "Hey there! I am using your boyfriend."
  • "Bread can mold, what can you do?"
  • "Welcome to reality. May I show you around a little?"
  • "I know a lot of stupid people, but someone always breaks the high score."
  • "Sure, you can contact me. Just don't stop at me."

8. "That moment when ..." - Proverbs

Everyone knows when something goes wrong. If you want to find sympathy or like-minded people who are similarly clumsy, then try a "This moment when ..." slogan in your WhatsApp status. There are guaranteed to be people who know such a situation:

  • "That moment when you lock your car and after 5 meters no longer know whether you really have locked it."
  • "That moment when there's so much month left at the end of the money."
  • "That moment when you order pizza to save fuel."
  • "That moment when you can think of a good counter-attack 10 minutes late."
  • "That moment when you realize that you are chewing on a borrowed pen."
  • "That moment when you jump on a turtle in Super Mario, shoot the tank into a tube and kill yourself with it."
  • "That moment when you realize you've sent a message to the wrong person."
  • "That moment when your download freezes at 99 percent."

Are you looking for further tips & tricks as well as inspiration for WhatsApp? We have also put together an overview with funny WhatsApp pictures to send as well as options for your profile picture. In this context, it is also important how you can send GIFs or emojis and text with WhatsApp.